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The newly-weds they exercised both night and day At Nacoochee they did it in the scientific way And when night time came they would need no torch And they'd relieve their minds on the wonderful porch. They spent one month and the work did them good Then they'd exercise weakly as a new couple should In the sunny south where real loafin is fine So the goin was slower on the Heye line. At the end of the month they looked so thin That when people saw them they were sure to grin So they hired a special and hiked out alone To get to the main line where they were not known. When they reached New York George G. was brave as a lord Harmon gave one look and said My Gawd My Gawd! He hardly knew them now that they were a pair And he thought they'd soon be looking for a mountain Heir. But the years rolled on and though they did their best When night time came they simply had to rest And though they surely are a peachy pair They still are longing for that mountain heir. The third anniversary has rolled around And a happier couple could not be found They were put through right on the day that they wed But [[strikethrough]] its [[strikethrough]] this is a damn lonesome eighth for Pep and Fred. But they're with you tonight both heart and soul And no matter how fast the years may roll There are two real friends who are staunch and true And they're sending their greetings from old Hawikuh.