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(March 21 - April 19) ARIES THE RAM
You relish competition, but hate to lose. To gain an unfair advantage, you are not above wearing a truss to a taffy pull. Aries people are initiative, but lack follow-through. This explains why you often show up at work with just one leg in your pants. Your sign lacks the ability to judge people's character. Ancient Aries folks naively wrote, "Welcome, Atilla the Hun," on their doormats. Few survived, which pleased atilla. He hated goodbyes anyway. Aries sign indicates the pioneer spirit,

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