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AUTOS
Burt Brown
MAR/1981
You can tell if your car is a gasoholic:
If the radio starts to slur it's words. 
If it doesn't backfire - it hiccups. 
If you can smell liquor on it's tailpipe. 
If it keep trying to pick up beer trucks. (Hey Bud)
If it's headlights are always bloodshot.