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DEFINITIONS R. ORBEN 30/DEC/1987 We're living in dangerous times. On New Year's Eve you don't kiss because of the fear of AIDS.You don't drink because of your liver.You don't eat steak,cheesecake,and potato ships because of cholesterol,You don't dance because of your sacroiliac.I don't know about you,but at the stroke of midnight,I whispered, "Whoopee!"
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