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Dirty
Phyllis Diller
28/NOV/1972
A very good looking guy goes into a bar, orders a drink from a very good looking bartender. Starts talking about how a good looking guy like him comes into this bar every night but never scores. The bartender agrees with him and says that he never scores either. Good looking customer remarks: "And look at that ugly mother at the other end of the bar, three beautiful chicks making over him like mad." Asks the bartender how he figures that. Bartender says, "Beats the hell out of me.
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