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POLITICS
Orben Gag
16/MAR/1978
Secretary Califano gave up smoking two years ago and nothing is worse than a reformed sinner.  Yesterday he spent three hours trying to convince a fella to stop smoking.  Califano said, "Look at your fingers.  They're yellow." The guy said, "I know.  I'm Chinese!"