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R. L. Parker
25/MAR/1966
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To her a minor operation is the kind anybody else has.
Her club has group insurance... the premiums make 'em sick.
The policy doesn't cover hospitalization... it pays the bribe to get you in the hospital.
It will also finance the purchase of all medicines advertised on TV in one evening.
Her pill box is a suitcase.
Aunt Frank came to stay with us for a week...she took so many pills our water bill went up.
She eats too...two of everything...two lunches...two dinners...that's in the night.
In between meals she'll have a large sandwich of calories.
She's so fat her wrinkles make her look like she's quilted.
She looks like an obese person who has gotten fat.
She worries about it too...she thinks she's swollen.
When she sweats it isn't a case of the pores opening up...it's more like a dam.
She's so heavy she wore blisters on her shoes.
She's only 5 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds... you can see it's packed in there pretty well...around her ankles.
She won a duck-walking contest one time standing up.
She'll take a little nip now and then...she's nipped the postman...She just gets hungry.
She can get rough...she broke up a ball game one time...and she was watching it on TV.