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FUNNY NAMES
Phyllis Gag
OCT/1964
Arthur Gallstone has given up an illicit love affair with his wife's sister, Bruce. Arthur quit his job with Tate Enterprises (owned by Cornelia) and is in business with Stu Mousefoot. They have problems. Stu is stewed, and Arthur has his sleeve caught in a ventilator - hasn't been home in three weeks - his wife thinks he's out with Betty Bullwhip, whom she hates because Betty knows Arthur's wife is involved with Frank Lust, who is Harriet's first cousin by marriage. Harriet's father is dead, he was killed last spring, when an ocean liner hit his wheel chair - but Sibyl who is divorcing Clyde to marry Waring Blender, is going to have Clyde's baby and is suing Harry Hangover of $250,000 because he let her out the door of his office which opens directly onto the street, from the 40th floor - she was only slightly injured in the fall, but a car she was driving was totally demolished. Linda, a beautiful hostile girl who bites, comes to Sleeping Foot Junction to ease the pain of a broken romance with Dunhill Lighter, an industrial tycoon who peddles adrenalin to Arthur Godfrey -