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INCIDENTS Phyllis Gags DEC/1981 An old lady was given 3 wishes. Her first was for money. Whoosh! Piles of it appeared. Her second was to be beautiful. Whoosh! She was young and gorgeous, lying on a couch. She thought about her third wish. Seeing her cat, she said, "I would like him to turn into a handsome man." Whoosh! There he was, tall, dark, and handsome on the couch by her side. He whispered in her ear. "Don't you wish you hadn't taken me to the vet when I was a kitten?"