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The Spice of The Book Prof Tolson: "Young man, do you come to the class to sleep?" Raymond Brown: "Yes, sir; it's the only time I have since I stay up all night getting out your English." [[line]] Roy Black: "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Bruce: "What is the matter with you?" Black: "I thought I had found a nickel in my pocket." [[line]] Loving: "People are not buying things they don't need this winter." Cole: "Of course not, they're selling 'em" [[line]] Prof. Reid: "The discipline committee has decided to give you fifteen demerits." West: "Well, I will be as good to the discipline committee as they were to me, so here are your demerits. I don't want them." [[line]] Lionel: "Who or what is Easter Sunday?" Murray: "Easter Sunday is Billy Sunday's sister." [[line]] Hayes: "They don't hang a men with wooden legs." Cavil: "Why?" Hayes: "They hang them with ropes." [[line]] Sweet: "How many subjects are you taking?" Lockhart: "My card shows three, but I'm taking one, and the other two are taking me. [[line]] Two freshmen arriving on campus. 1st. Freshman: "Aren't you the fellow that lived up over the livery stable in New Orleans?"2nd. Freshman: "Yes, aren't you the one that lived below?" [[line]] Prof. Smith: "Mr. Dotson, do you know that Shakespeare wrote the "Merchant of Venice?" Mr. Dotson: "That's nothing, I wrote the king of Spain, but he didn't answer."