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2 MAAGLINER July 1955 MAAGLINER THE MAAGOOM MONTHLY NEWSPAPER EDITOR: JEAN DEES ASS'T ED: MARY ANN MCNAMARA LETTER FROM EDITOR Greetings! the paper is out though we though we'd never make it. It's a large order to try to fill the shoes of Betty and Pete Weddle who made the "Maagliner" such a success. This month also many of the "seasoned" journalists either left for home or are getting ready to leave. Their absence left terrifying gaps in the staff at the paper. I sincerely wish to thank the assistant editor, Mary Ann McNamara and all the new members of the staff for seeing this first attempt through so loyally. Reporters are urgently needed for the Maagliner." Anyone who is interested in writing even an occasional article for the paper, please drop your name and phone number in the "Maagliner" box next to the phone booth in the MAAGOOM lobby. Also, any suggestions will be much appreciated. Jean Dees, Editor USO SHOW HERE USO show, Unit 1221, "Happy Times" will have a special showing July 10th 2030 hours for American personnel at the Taipei Municipal Auditorium. "Happy Times" has a cast of 14 people and is originally a New York show. It includes comedy, dancers, singers, tumbles and magic, all for your free entertainment. There will be a performance given on Saturday, July 9th at the Chinese Armed Forces Stadium, for Chinese personnel and guest (Billy King) MAAGOOM Schedule - July 1955 1st Friday STAG NITE 2000-0200; Clobber Hours 1800-200 2nd Saturday Dining & Dancing on the Patio 3rd Sunday Buffet: Hours 1800-2000; SMMOG 1800-2000. 4th Monday FAMILY FOURTH: Spend the afternoon at the pool 1400-1700 Free hot dogs, hamburgers & soft drinks for the Children; 1800-2000. Fourth of July Buffet ($1.10 per person - make your reservation early.) SMMOG Hours 1800- 2000; GIANT FIREWORKS Display at CHINAT Navy compound from 2015-2115: Dancing at MAAGOOM from2130-2400. Bridge Tournament starts at 1930 5th Tuesday Bridge Tournament starts at 1930 6th Wednesday DIXIELAND JAZZ NITE - Here's your chance to sit in with the band! All amateur musicians are weldome. 7th Thursday BINGO BINGO! Gaming starts at 2000. NOTE THE CHANGE IN DATE AND TIME. 9th Saturday Army Sec MAAG Hqs "Hi & Bye" Party. QM. Medics, and Transportation are doing the honors this month for the OLD CHINA HANDS & the neophytes. 10th Sunday PATIO BUFFET 1800. Dancing to the tunes of ANDY & his BOYS. 14th Wednesday BINGO NITE - Games begin at 2000. SPAGHETTI special from 1800-1930 Come early and stay late. 17th Sunday Dine & Dance at MAAGOOM. You can't beat the Sunday night Buffet at the Club, 1800-2000; SMMOG 1800-2000 18th Monday FAMILY NITE at the Officer's Club 20th Wednesday DIXIELAND JAZZ NITE - (Lend a hand to the boys in band) 21st Thursday BINGO NITE at MAAGOOM, the fun starts at 2000. Spaghetti Special served from 1800-1930 22nd Friday TEENAGE NITE 1730-2230 Free Hamburgers, hot dogs & soft drinks for the teenagers. 24th Sunday Sunday NITE buffet: 1800-2000 SMMOG 1800-2000 25th Monday FAMILY NITE at MAAGOOM 28th Thursday BINGO at its BEST! Be on hand early to enjoy a SPAGHETTI DINNER & get a good seat for the first game at 2000 31st Sunday BUFFET starts at 1800; SMMOG 1800-2000 Hit Tune From Signal Section Aloha Party After much persuasion the wives of Signal Section Officers have released the words to the tune which accompanied them in their now famous hula performed at the Army Section Party in May. This is sung to the tune of "I Wanna Go Back to My Little Grass Shack". I wanna go back to my little brick shack on beautiful Formosa. I wanna be with all the water buffalo I knew so long ago. I wanna hear the doodle and rice man as he peddles it all over town. And the honey wagon driver is a nice man, tho the scents he dispenses are offensive to my senses. I can't wait for that wobbly MATS crate to take me back to Taipei. To the Po-Ai, Omea or Liberty House my home away from home. I'm just a homesick "maggot", All I do is sit and cry I wanna go back where the skirts are slit so high Then I wanna go back to my little brick shack on beautiful Formosa, Where the typoon is tyhooning and the full moos in fullmooning in the sky.