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Inscription on a Tombstone Har! har! har! He had a little car His last name was "Monkey" But he looked like a donkey Epitaph Here lies what remains Of a little girl named Lanes In this world she had many pains On her, dad used many canes But twas all in vain She went insane And that was the end Of this little girl Lanes. Funeral oration We come to bury Fido Not to praise him For if we did so T'would amaze him