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Inscription on a Tombstone
Har! har! har!
He had a little car
His last name was "Monkey"
But he looked like a donkey

Epitaph
Here lies what remains
Of a little girl named Lanes
In this world she had many pains
On her, dad used many canes
But twas all in vain
She went insane
And that was the end
Of this little girl Lanes.

Funeral oration
We come to bury Fido
Not to praise him
For if we did so
T'would amaze him