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AIRLINES
BUDDY BARON
09/DEC/1991
TOP TWO WAYS TO GET A ROW OF AIRLINE SEATS TO YOURSELF.
1) DRESS LIKE PEE WEE HERMAN & KEEP ASKING WHEN THE MOVIE STARTS.
2) BRING YOUR OWN OXYGEN MASK AND FLOTATION DEVICE