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BIRDS
Phyllis Diller. DETOURS.
09/JUN/1972
A man had promised to bring his friend a parrot on his return from America. Back in Paris, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his promise. He bought an owl, painted it green and presented it to his friend. After some time, the two friends met. The returned traveler slyly asked:
"How's the parrot I gave you? Does it talk yet?"
"Talk? No. But he thinks a lot."