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Slow and plodding, you do not rely on luck.  Taurians who enter beauty contests are usually asked to serve as judges.  Some Taurus men are so homely, their faces look as though they were molded in clay, and then dropped.  Blessed with will power, some Taurian ladies will wear an 18 hour girdle non-stop for three weeks.  Famous Taurus: Pico Picador: magnificent matador and licensed bongo tuner.  He once cried out, "How can I fight 'El Toro' with dignity when he just did something naughty on my left shoe? My career is zee flop! Pico later redeemed himself when he wrote the stirring toreador fight song, "Take me out

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