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obvious when the overweight ones bend over. Cancerians should encourage their penchant for self-pity, because they deserve all the sympathy they can get. Some would go on crying jags if they could find someone to buy the drinks for them. Many Cancer men are so insecure, they wear a belt and suspenders, and thick eyeglasses to keep their contact lenses from falling out. Famous Cancer: Alfie Abalone, crusty and defiant person. Was constantly being arrested for eating TV dinners while listening to the radio.

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Category not on card but transcribed for searchability; no need to transcribe the number on the bottom of the card @hannabred/NMAH team