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BABY
Gene Perret
29/JULY/1968
Let me tell you this... I can kid about losing sleep and everything, but kids are great. When times get tough and you're fed up with everything, tiptoe up to the kid's room when they're sound asleep and tucked into their little cribs. Lean over that crib very quietly, and look into their precious little faces; but whatever you do... don't inhale....

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