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MEDICAL: PLAYBOYPARTY JOKES
25/AUG/1993
WHEN THE NE'ER-DO-WELL SON REFUSED TO GET A JOB, HIS FATHER INSISTED HE JOIN THE ARMY, AT THE INDUCTION PHYSICAL, THE ARMY DOCTOR DIRECTED THE RELUCTANT RECRUIT TO READ THE EYE CHART ACROSS THE ROOM. "WHAT CHART?" THE YOUNG MAN ASKED. "THE ONE ON THE WALL," THE MEDIC SAID. "WHAT WALL?" SENSING HE HAD A DEADBEAT ON HIS HANDS, THE 
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