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MEN
ORBEN'S CURRENT COMEDY
06/FEB/1985
I usually give my wife perfume for Valentine's Day but no more. Last year I went into a posh downtown boutique and I said I'd like to buy some perfume. The clerk gave me a $50 bottle of perfume. I said, "Do you have anything cheaper?" She gave me a $20 bottle of perfume. I said, "Do you have anything cheaper?" She gave me a $5 bottle of perfume. I said, Miss, you don't seem to understand. I want to