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MONEY: Inflation Orben Gag 17/MAR/1978 There is only one proven way to beat the system. Buy a custom-made wardrobe and put it on Mastercharge, fly to Europe on Carte Blanche, hire a Rolls Royce and chauffeur on your American Express card, eat at Maxim's on your Diner's Club card, go to the Folies Bergere on your BankAmericard -- and then die.