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COMPUTER PHYLLIS DILLER GAGS JUL/1984 A man put a card in one of those date-matching computers that said, "I am young, handsome, and wealthy, and I'm looking for someone to love." Out came a card from the machine: "Don't just stand there. Kiss me."