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CELEBRITIES
FUNNYSTUFF
01/JUN/1992
PAT BOONE... 58.. POP SINGER-MR."SQUEKY CLEAN"- A RIGHTEOUS LIVING MAN WHO DOESN'T DRINK OR SMOKE OR CAROUSE WITH WOMEN-- THE ONLY FUN HE EVER HAS IS PUTTING A TEA BAG ON HIS BELT BUCKLE AND HYPNOTIZING A DWARF.