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CELEBRITY
Phyllis Diller Roast Gags
OCT/1985
And BUDDY HACKETT, thank you for your kind words... You have occasional flashes of silence that make you a brilliant talker.  BUDDY, there must be a lot of good left in you because none of it ever comes out.  
When BUDDY was born his parents got together and gave him a dirty look. BUDDY has such a filthy mouth his toothbrush has ring around the collar.