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CHARACTERS
Phyllis Gag. DETOURS
05/MAR/1970
A tough old mountaineer had been missing for five days, and his wife finally decided to look for him.
She found him in a thick clump of bushes, looking rather peaked.
"Suppertime, Paw," she ventured.
"Yep," agreed the mountaineer.
"Well then," she continued, "ain't y' comin' home?"
"Nope," said he.
"Why not?" asked she.
"Becuz," he said with finality, "I'm standin' in a bear trap."