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Unknown Phyllis Gag OCT/1964 We have a beloved guest with us today, a former Miss Universe, Betsy Drag Race - Miss Drag Race - is that a hyphenated name? No, there's a question mark in the middle - What does that mean. If I knew, there wouldn't be a question mark there. Miss Drag Race, you are a former Miss Universe. Yes - I was Miss Universe back in the days when the Universe was nothing but a hole in the world - before they were sending up all that garbage - rockets - there were just ghost riders in the sky. (sing) - Ghost Riders in the Sky. Yes, Miss Drag Race - Ghost Riders in the Sky. Miss -- are you against rockets? I'm against everything - you name it - I'm against it. Why are you against rockets? It's an awfully expensive way to get rid of one mouse. Ghost Riders in the Sky. What do you mean? When I have a mouse I take a little 10 cent trap and I put a little piece of cheese on it - and ka-jook - I catch it -- they find one mouse in the Pentagon, and they send it away in a $5 million trap and then expect it to wire back and sing Wish You Were Here - Wish You Were Here - They're not making the stars so bright this year. Would you care to go on a rocket to the moon? Not unless things get a lot worse here - Wish You Were Here - Wish You Were Here - It is generally known, Betsy - you don't mind if I call you Betsy. Oh no - not at all - I'm sick of being called Sam. Wish You Were Here - Wish You Were Here. Betsy - you were one of the most ravishing beauties of your day - ravishing is the word - isn't it? That's the word all right. What is the secret of your long successful life? They say that we're too young to love - too young -what was that quest. Well I think it's pretty obvious that I have found the secret of eternal youth. I eat health food - eat plenty of dried snake fangs - raw fish, seaweed, alf alpha, butterfly feet, that junk, I eat lots of health food - I hate it - it makes me sick. They say that we're too young to love. What else? I bathe whenever I have a chance - which is when I have a room - that's about twice a year - I do it the same day I see my dentist. They say that we're too young to love. Would you say you have a good dentist? Yes, he's lovely - he saved my tooth - he's darling -- washes his hands twice a year - whether they need it or not. They say that we're too young to -