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Phyllis Gags
Unknown
14/OCT/1969
Song: "My Man" Wardrobe number dance.
[[underlined]] Funny Valentine [[/underlined]]
My funny valentine (Open huge valentine - I'm inside).
Sweet comic valentine.
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable (Shot of audience laughing).
Unphotographable (Camera blows up).
Yet you're my favorite work of art
(Mona Lisa - my head).
Is your figure less than Greek
(Draped toga - column).
Is your mouth a little weak
(Crooked mouth).
When you open it to speak
(A comic balloon with lots of printed errors).
Are you smart
(Or Dunce Cap & Stool Blackboard).
Don't change a hair for me.
(Shot doing hair).
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is valentine's day.