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PERFUME
ORBEN
05/MAY/1982
One thing has always puzzled me about Mother's Day.  Why do stores always feature perfumes like MIDNIGHT IN PARIS, BEWITCHED IN BOMBAY, TANTALIZED IN TANGIERS?  Somehow POOPED IN PASADENA seems so much more appropriate.