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Dirty Jokes
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Parrot with no legs--costs $400 in pet shop. Guy is talking to another in pet shop--says: "I'd love to have that parrot, but I can't go 4 bills. Buy says: Offer him $100. He'll take it. Buys parrot--reason he lets him go for $200--he has no legs--How does he stay on the perch--he's tied onto it by his zingy. Guy comes home one nite after working--he's talking to parrot--the parrot is telling him what wife did that PM with a guy who visited her. In middle, husband says: and then what-- Parrot says: I don't know--I got such a hard-on I fell off the perch.