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Dirty Jokes Unknown Unknown (The New Priest) New priest at first mass was so scared he could hardly speak. After the mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor said fine but next time might help if he put vodka or gin in water glass to help him relax. Next Sun. priest put vodka in glass & really talked up a storm. After mass again asked monsignor how he had done. Monsignor said fine but few things to get straightened out: 1.There are Ten Commandments, not 12. 2.There are 12 Deciples, not 10. 3. David [[underlined]] slew [/underlined]] Goliath;he did not kick the shit out of him. 4.We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 5.Next Sun. thereis a taffy pulling