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Dirty Jokes
Unknown
SEP/1974
There was this couple who believe in reincarnation, spiritualism, that sort of thing.  One day the man died.  A few weeks later a neighbor was talking to his widow:  "Dorothy, have you been in touch with Howard?"  "Funny you should ask.  I talked to him just this morning. I said, 'Howard, how are things up there?' He said, 'Dorothy, it's just great. Every morning I get up & have a great breakfast, then a little sex, some exercise, then dinner time--fabulous dinner, a bit more sex & then I go to bed.' 'But Howard, I don't understand about all this sex. Do they have that sort of thing in heaven?' 'Who's talking about heaven? I reincarnated. A bull in Montana!"