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Dirty Jokes Unknown Unknown This father of a really ugly girl is worried for fear this guy is marrying his daughter for money, so he asks the fellow: "If you found a $5 gold piece, what would you do?" Fellow said, "I'd advertise in the paper for the owner & if he didn't claim it, I'd give it to the Red Cross." Then he asked him: "If you found $1000,000 in a bag, what would you do? He said, "I'd advertise in the paper & if nobody claimed it, I'd tell your daughter to go fuck herself."
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