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Dirty Jokes
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Little Red Riding Hood & her Grandma problems lately.Grandma doesn't like LRRH to stay out so late on dates w/Prince Charming.She finally issues ultimatum: "Next time you have date, if not home by midnight, your pussy will turn into a pumpkin!" Oblivious to Grandma's warning, LRRH goes out on date & not return til 4am. Grandma, who has been waiting, confronts her: "Where could Prince Charming have taken you til 4?" LRRH replies: "I wasn't w/Prince Charming. I was with Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater.