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DIRTY Unknown Unknown Guy calls the SPCA to get a gorilla off his roof. The man comes with a club and a dog and a rifle. He says: I go up on the roof - hit him with the club and knock him off the roof - when he hits the ground, the dog grabs him by the balls and drags him to the truck - Now you got that? Here's the rifle. What's the rifle for?" In case the gorilla knocks me off the roof - SHOOT THE DOG!