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DRINKING
PHB
FEB/1993
A GUY GOES IN A BAR AND REQUESTS A SHOT OF 12 YR. OLD SCOTCH. HE THROWS IT DOWN- SAYS: "THIS IS A 5 YR. OLD SCOTCH-- YOU CAN'T FOOL ME" - HAS ANOTHER SHOT- SAYS "THIS IS 9YR. OLD SCOTCH"-- THEY GIVE HIM ANOTHER SHOT: "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT-- THATS 12YR. OLD SCOTCH."
A DRUNK STAGGERS DOWN THE BAR- HANDS HIM A SHOT-
OVER