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Joe Lucas
MAR/1975
What the country really needs is a cool old senile President. The country needs Calvin Coolidge. You could tape him all you wanted. What would he care. He never said anything. Once in awhile a little snoring maybe. He wasn't two-faced. Mainly because he had only one expression. He would have a senile answer for everything. Wheat problem: That's the way the cookie crumbles. Auto, foreign imports: That's the way the mop flops. Teddy Roosevelt said walk softly & carry big stick. Coolidge said walk softly, that's enough. If they told him the country was being taken over by kids he'd say: That's way teeter tooters.