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Religion
Phyllis Diller
28/JUL/1972
Two Polaks meet a priest on the street.
His arm is in a sling.
Polak:  "What happened, Father?"
Priest: "I slipped in the bathtub."
Polaks walk away.
1st Polak:  What's a bathtub?
2nd Polak:  "How do I know?  I'm not Catholic!"