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Religion
Phyllis Gag
19/FEB/1971
"Young Abe attended a protestant church class Sunday afternoon and the minister asked the class how many wanted to go to heaven.  Everyone except Abe raised their hands.  When the Minister asked Abe why he didn't want to go to heaven he replied 'because this morning at breakfast I heard my father say his business was going to hell and I want to go where the business is.'"