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SAYINGS
PHYLLIS DILLER
18/MAR/1991
TIME'S MONEY: A TOURIST ASKED THE CAPTAIN IN A CROWDED SAN FRANCISCO RESTAURANT, "HOW LONG FOR A TABLE?" THE CAPTAIN REPLIED, "THIRTY MINUTES OR $10, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST,"