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EATING. Food gripes. Definitions. future
Orben Gag
02/AUG/1967
I'll tell you another gripe  I've got with the food companies -- sizes. Nowadays every package comes in four distinct sizes: LARGE, SUPER-LARGE, GIGANTIC, and ENOUGH. When was the last time you found anything labeled SMALL? There's no such thing as SMALL anymore. SMALL is now COMPACT-LARGE!