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SPORTS: FISHING
PHYLLIS DILLER GAGS
JUL/1984
Two stern-faced Maine men went fishing one day in an old boat. For 3 hours meither of them moved a muscle. Then the one aft got restless. "Doggone it, Abe," said the other, "That's the third time you've shuffled your feet in an hour. You come out here to fish or practice dancing?"