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SPORTS
PHYLLIS DILLER GAGS
JUL/1984
The professional ball player was down on his luck. He was batting .50 he struck out three times in a row, he dropped the ball four times, and then he went down to the locker room to do a feature appearance in a shaving commercial and cut himself twice.