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SPORTS: BASEBALL O'Liners MAY/1980 It's easy to spot an umpire. If Dolly Parton walked onto the field stark naked, the umpire is the one who would come up to her and asy, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to go back to your seat.
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