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SPORTS: Golf
Detours
09/OCT/1979
A fanatical golfer promised his wife that he'd be home at noontime, then did't show up until eight that evening.
Naturally his wife was furious, and he had to explain.
"Look Honey!" he said. "I'm lucky I was only eight hours late."
"On my way over to pick up Joe I had a flat tire.  When I went to change it, I found that the spare was flat too. I had to roll the tire three miles to a service station, get the tire fixed, and then roll it back.