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STATES: N.J. ORBEN'S CURRENT COMEDY 21/JUN/1984 We need to modify. Right now if you're very, very good, you go to Heaven -- and if you're very, very bad, you go to Hell. But how about something that fits the rest of us? Something with a more moderate punishment so that when you die, you don't go to Heaven or Hell -- you go to New Jersey.