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STATES: /TEXAS
PHYLLIS DILLER GAGS
JUL/1984
A Texan died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted him at the gate and asked, in a friendly kind of way, where the man was from. "Texas," he replied. "Well," said St. Peter, "Come on in, but you are not going to be satisfied."