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Travel
Orben Gag
12/JUN/1970
This husband had once promised his wife that they'd take a trip to Europe -- when they saved up enough money. So for 20 years, they scrimped and saved, driving an old car, going without TV, missing all the good movies, never eating out, wearing hand-me-down clothes and shoes. Finally, the husband was able to report: "Good news, dear. We've saved enough money to go to Europe!"
"Wonderful!" she cried. "Can we start packing right away?"
"Not yet," he said. "Now we've got to start saving up for the trip back."