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Unknown Leona W. Toppel 30/MAY/1968 I know a comic who keeps telling everyone, "With just a little break I could get on the Tonight Show. If I just knew the right people I could get on the Mike Douglas Show. If my agent would work a little harder, I could get on the Sullivan Show." Listen, with his act he'd have trouble getting on a [[underlined]]bus[[/underlined]].