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Words of Wisdom
Phyllis Gag From DETOURS
11/JUN/1970
It was a delightful spring day and four high school girls skipped morning classes to go for a drive. After lunch, they reported to a teacher that their car had had a flat tire on the way to school that morning.
To their relief, she smiled understandingly and said: "Girls, you missed a test this morning. Please take seats apart from one another and get out your notebooks."
When the girls were settled and waiting expectantly, the teacher continued: "No talking. Now write the answer to this question. "Which tire was flat?"