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FANG: USELESSNESS Dick Schweitzer 07/DEC/1963 I wanted to go to the football game but it was sold out and so I stayed home and watched it on the TV set.. the reason I was [[underlined]]on[[/underlined]] the TV set was because Fang, the original plumber's friend, had parlayed a faucet drip into a two-foot flood...(1)..but it wasn't a complete loss--that
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first page of gag.