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FASHION
Orben
MAY/1975
And these fashions really give you a whole new look. Last Saturdy night we were going out so my wife put on her five inch platform shoes, a blonde wig, blue eye-shadow, false eye-lashes, silver lipstick. Then she went into the kids' room and said, "Now drink your milk, go to bed at nine, and I don't want to hear from the baby-sitter that you caused any trouble." Blew them a kiss and left. One kid turned to the other and said, "Who was that?"